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In The Corner Of My Rear-view Mirror
By: Taban Khajehnassiri

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I know how to drive a car but I am not a highly experienced driver, frankly saying, I don't even have a driving licence yet :-) and I am really happy of that, anyway, but let me tell you that I know how to write and I am a highly experienced and wise writer, - because I don't want to write about politics or critical social issues because I do want to live ever after and that's the wise part of my writing. Wise Guy! Huh? Yes, sure! However, back to the subject, let me say, you give me a word, and I'll write about that word, that related subject, or by using that word or similar ones, page after pages, I can write ... and that's one of my interesting habits. But not being considered as a highly experienced driver, I have had the chance to write and I do like writing about driving, specially driving my own computer machine instead of a car, in the information highway.

At present, it's really cool because it doesn't require any official permit or licence, and that is the best part of it. There is no highway policeman around and you can travel as fast as you can because there is no speed limit. On the info highway, you can use your four important skills at the same time, reading, writing, listening, and speaking. Let's say ... I am now, I am now driving in the information highway. Pages after pages I read the documents I receive from the net to expand my know-how and Words afters words I write to express what I have in my mind, Keywords after keywords I search the Internet, the highways, looking for something special or new and I use the best directories, the best and reliable web sites and Search Engines.

I am driving so fast you see, driving and looking for more actions, more visitors and more transactions for my own web site, and even for other web sites, more subscribers for my E-zine, more potential clients for my own online business, huh what a business :-) It's really cool! Oh I do like driving so fast, in the information highway, a word here, a sentence there, here's the picture you need, here's the file you have to download and install. Invite your friends to use our online service ... The billboards, banners and advertising girls are all passing by so fast! We pay you RIGHT NOW... Come and surf the net with us ... We pay you if they click our banner in your site ... Grand Prize! ... US$ 10,000,000 by just one click, a click away ... VISIT NOW ... Top 10 Search Engines for FREE! Submit Now! Free download ... Free Information ... Drive traffic to your site ... SUPER WEB PAGE DESIGN, SUPER WEB HOSTING SERVICES... Oh I really like it ... I am driving so fast ... faster and faster I go ... Are you in the market to buy something? Click Here! Click Here! Click Here! Is your site dying? Worry about your business? Click Here! Click Here! Click Here! Faster and faster I drive, I am listening to your Highway Stars Richie! Here comes the Sick Jokes in your mailbox! Get ready for this buddy, you are running out of feul, it sounds... Send a Free Music Greeting Card to your (Girl/Boy) friend here! I am looking for some serious web sites ... I am an intellectual, I am looking for the brain food I need here ... I am driving so fast, more than 230 mph I see! ASK AN EXPERT RIGHT NOW! I am driving ... driving ... driving ... I am going crazy! Have you heard the news? Earthquake in El Salvador, Earthquake in India ... thousands die suddenly in these quakes ... HELP ... HELP ... HELP... Somebody's shouting in the chat room! Now, he wants to send his picture to her in there, can't you see? It is almost Valentine's Day! Why Wait? ... I'm driving all night long, all alone.

In the corner of my rear-view mirror, I see the warning of my ISP ... "Your Credit is low and your account will be Expired SOON! It's a good idea to buy more credit NOW before your account becomes disable and DOWN!" In the corner of my rear-view mirror, I see my mother saying "My son, I miss you so much ... Come and visit us from time to time!" Even In the corner of my rear-view mirror, I see "Come Back Soon!" ... "Buy more stuff!" Click Here! Click Here! Click Here!

This article first published as the editorial of WWN February 3, 2001.





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